Gary’s Almost-Stars Game

Talk about crying in your beer! Sid and Hank are hurt, Roberto’s wife needs him more, and the Lake Webegone Channel is the flagship of the NHL. Gary still hasn’t a clue about what’s wrong with his marketing plan. This writer is wagering that this year’s game of stars will draw fewer viewers than last year’s abysmal showing. After all, Gary’s been betting the house on Sid da Kid and the channel without vowels that appears in every 500th household. Yes sir, Gary’s marketing is a real trend setter; all downward! And those attendance figures… The only great thing about attending an NHL game now is the fact that the lines to the bathroom are shorter. Thank you Gary! We love you for screwing up our favorite sport! Hope you and Craig L. enjoyed your little back-room tryst. ($40 mil loss for what favors?) Hey owners; how about installing a commissioner with a little integrity and intelligence? FIRE the PYGMY BRAIN!!!


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2 Responses to “Gary’s Almost-Stars Game”


  1. 1 SQUID DAB Feb 27th, 2008 at 8:08 pm

    I FIND I STRANGE THAT WE HAVE AN AMERICAN RUNNING WHAT IS A CANADIAN SPORT AND TRYING TO SELL IT TO AMERICANS. WOULD IT NOT MAKE MORE SENSE TO HAVE A CANADIAN DOING THIS JOB. AS IT IS PROVEN FACT THAT THE MOST SUCCESFULL TEAMS BEING EITHER AMERICAN OR CANADIAN ARE MANAGED AND COACHED BY CANADIANS.THEREFORE IT ONLY GOES TO PROVE THAT A CANADIAN WOULD DO A BETTER JOB,THEN MR BEAN WHO HAS TURNED THE NHL IN TO MORE OFF A BALLET THEN A PHYSICAL GAME THAT WE AS CANADIANS HAVE GROWN TO LOVE. PERHAPS WE SHOUD STOP TRYING TO SELL OUR SPORT SOUTH OF THE BORDER AND KEEP IT A CANADIAN SPORT FOR CANADIANS AS THE AMERICANS SEEM VERY DISINTERESTED.AND LET THEM WATCH BALLET.

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