Mark Messier is slated to be inducted into the NHL’s Hall of Fame. The same night as the ceremonies, the Phoenix Coyotes, coached by Wayne, “The Great One”, Gretzky, are scheduled to play. Now it doesn’t take a hockey genius to realize that when a dynamic duo (Messier and Gretsky) played together and achieved so much that one would attend the other’s celebration. But we know Bettman is no hockey genius. In fact, dolt would be a better adjective since his “hockey staff” scheduled the induction ceremonies to coincide with the Phoenix game. Uh, Gary?…Earth to Gary, come in Gary? Next thing you know the notso great one will schedule his IQ exam on the same day he’s scheduled for a lobotomy. (He’s performing as if the latter has already occurred.)